To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.