To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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