Chuck did enter the Dragon.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.