Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.