Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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