Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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