Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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