Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.