When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.