The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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