Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.