Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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