When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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