Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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