Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.