Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.