All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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