In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.