Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
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Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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