Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"