Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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