In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.