In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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