When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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