There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.