There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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