Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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