huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.