Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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