The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.