The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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