The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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