The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.