Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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