Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.