Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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