Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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