Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.