Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Vote:
When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Vote:
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Vote:
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Vote:
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Vote:
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Vote:
Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
Vote: