Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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