Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.