When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Period.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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