When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.