When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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