When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.