Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.