Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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