Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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