Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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