Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."