Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.