Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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