Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.