The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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