Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.