The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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