Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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