The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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