The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.