The best racist jokes

Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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