The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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