Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!