The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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