The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Vote: has 71.00 % from 49 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Vote: has 70.91 % from 239 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Vote: has 70.82 % from 105 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Vote: has 70.75 % from 65 votes. Send joke:

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