Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.