The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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