Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"