Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Your momma so fat...
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner?
She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma's so fat...
The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.