The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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