The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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