Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."